The Hot Hormone Hustle
A free, no-pressure conversation with Janna — for the woman who's been dismissed enough and wants to get her life back.
- One-on-one with Janna, APRN, FMACP
- Your whole story — actually heard
- Leave with a clear next step
…I've got you.
Your free consult
Let's have a real conversation.
Pick a time that works for you. It's about 30 minutes, one-on-one with Janna, and there's nothing to prepare. Just come as you are.
- You talk. I want to hear what's actually been going on — the whole story, not the 12-minute version.
- I listen. No rushing. No dismissing. You'll be seen, heard, and valued.
- You leave with a clear next step. Whether we work together or not, you'll walk away knowing more than you came in with.
- Free
- No card required
- Nothing to prepare
- No pressure
Janna works with a limited number of women at a time, so consult times open as her schedule allows.
Wondering if this is even for you?
If you've been told everything looks “normal”… but you know it isn't
You're not being dramatic. You know your body. This is for you if any of this sounds familiar…
You crash by 2pm… even with that 3rd, 4th, 5th cup of coffee.
You're awake at 2am. Again. You don't even have to look at the clock to know.
Your jeans don't fit. And you haven't changed a thing.
Your brain doesn't work anymore. You lose the word mid-sentence… it's embarrassing.
You snapped at someone you love. That wasn't you.
Your labs came back “normal.” Sent home. Nothing changed.
You feel like a fragment of yourself… and you want that happy, energetic, conquer-the-world version of you back.
That's not a personality change. That's not just aging. And it is not in your head.
What you're actually after
Imagine waking up before your alarm and actually feeling rested.
Getting through 3pm without the crash. Finding the word. Fitting into your own clothes.
Recognizing the woman in the mirror — and liking her.
That's not a fantasy. For many women, it starts with knowing the why… and this conversation is where that starts.
The woman you'll be talking to
Hi, I'm Janna.
Janna Block, APRN, FMACP — 18 years as a Nurse Practitioner
I've spent 18 years as a Nurse Practitioner — and then became my own hardest case. My own hormonal hot mess is what pulled me into functional medicine, because the standard answers weren't working for me any more than they were working for the women I saw every day.
So I know what it feels like to be sent home with a shrug when you know something's wrong. That's exactly why this conversation exists — so you don't have to fall apart quietly while being told you're fine.
…I've got you.
She got to the root cause of my symptoms and got me started on the proper medications. Since working one on one with her, I've been losing weight, I have less brain fog, and no more mood swings. I can't thank her enough.
Individual experiences vary. Testimonials do not guarantee specific results.
Before you book
A few things you might be wondering
Is this actually free, or is it a sales pitch?
It's genuinely free, and it's genuinely a conversation. I'm not going to hard-sell you anything. We'll talk through what's going on, and if working together makes sense, I'll tell you honestly. If it doesn't, I'll tell you that too.
Do I need labs or paperwork first?
Nope. Nothing to prepare, nothing to bring. Just show up as you are and we'll start from there.
What states can Janna see clients in?
Right now, Janna can see women who are physically located in the states listed at the bottom of this page. That's a licensing rule, not a preference. And we're working on it — more states are coming.
If yours isn't on that list yet, email us and ask. We'll tell you honestly where things stand… and let you know the moment it changes.
Do you take insurance or HSA payments?
The Hot Hormone Hustle itself is free. If you decide to move forward with care, Women's Hormone Health & Wellness is a self-pay practice and doesn't bill insurance. HSA cards are accepted for eligible services — eligibility can vary by plan, so we recommend confirming with your HSA administrator.
What if I've already seen a bunch of doctors?
Then you're exactly who this is for. Being told “everything looks normal” when you feel like a fragment of yourself isn't the end of the story. Real answers start with looking deeper.
What happens after the consult?
You'll leave with a clear next step — whether that's working together through a root-cause plan, or simply knowing more about what your body may be trying to tell you. No pressure either way.
The Hot Hormone Hustle is an introductory conversation, not a medical visit. It does not include diagnosis or treatment. Individualized medical recommendations happen only after an appropriate clinical evaluation.
You've been dismissed enough. Let's actually talk.
A free conversation where you are seen, heard, and valued — and you leave clear on your next step. No pressure. Just a place to start.
Pick your time…I've got you.